crunchy

An adjective describing someone or something when they/ are being cool or good

"aye Brian over there is being very crunchy"

by dara_leggett November 25, 2016

Crunchy

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.

1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.

by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016

Crunchy

When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)

She looks cute and crunchy.

by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021

[CRUNCHY]

A woman who makes weird cat noises will masturbating

Damn Erin, why you so CRUNCHY all the time its weird!

by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022

crunchy

1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.

My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.

by brapstu March 15, 2022

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020