Crunchie scrunchie

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it

“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”

by Uknowme November 11, 2019

yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.

Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest

by LindaLouis June 7, 2025

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019