Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 15, 2023
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crunchy brownie

Brownies with so much weed its more weed than brownie
Yo diego just made some crunchy brownies, he's about fuck some people up
by The big man down the lane December 05, 2019
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Lil Crunchies

The tiny little bits of broken or little crunchy fries left at the bottom of the container.
You can have all the big fries but can you leave me back the lil crunchies?
by DukeNuggets June 02, 2019
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Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick
Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)
by Nasty gross poopsicles March 04, 2018
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crunchy nudes

Nude photo from a dusty cougar
Your mom sends crunchy nudes
by Winklemonster June 26, 2021
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crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze
A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.
by thecoolestguy12346 December 04, 2023
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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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