committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

how to commit insurance fraud

just dont.

how to commit insurance fraud? dont.

by quibblee May 4, 2021

Committing a Derric

Deleting fire center and vanishing off the face of the Earth

"Dude what happen to Ricardo?"
"I don't know man, I think he is committing a Derric"

by TheeTyrant May 5, 2019

crimmit

A derogatory term for stupid people who live in holes.

1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit!
2. John was a filthy crimmit.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

crimmit

john bradley

john "rrr i am crimmit the fuker of hench bitches"

by fuz March 6, 2003

cremmit

What you say when you mumble something inaudibly and are asked to repeat yourself. Just say that you said cremmit.

Paul:I hate you
Sarah: What did you say?
Paul: I said "cremmit"
Sarah: What the fuck does that mean?
Paul: Just cremmit

by UncleMungo January 14, 2008

commitea

committed chatting of a committee over a cuppa tea

E committed cardinal sin of pouring tea in for teeing commitea gathering.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008