Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker

wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery

by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010

Pressure-Cooker

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.

Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.

by Diaper8 February 2, 2023

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

wine corker

when taking a dump, one solid piece of fecal matter is shat. this is followed by butt piss.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.

chris crocker

by blu03 December 18, 2009