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Crackhead

You.
You're just a f*cking crackhead okay. Get used to it.
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Crackhead

someone or something who is stupid and well because they just are a crackhead
Savannah Barnes is a crackhead.
Savannah Conte smells like a crackhead.
by Savannah B & Savannah C December 7, 2018
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Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.
Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.
by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019
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Crackhead

"If your name is Dan you are a crackhead". - God
Omg ur name is Dan???? UR SUCH A FUCKING CRACKHEAD U NIGGER
by Dan DE CRACKHEAD November 19, 2019
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crackhead

rebecca aka @thelosersxclub . a habitual use of cocaine
Rebecca Lewis is such a crackhead!
by thelosersxclub May 18, 2018
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Crackhead

A brokeass bum who needs some love but don't nobody want to fuck
by Babygirl5941 October 21, 2019
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