Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

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by pusljivac September 25, 2022

Content Deleted

A term for when your stupid shit (mainly on the platform ROBLOX) is removed, due to it being either inappropriate, violating copyrights, etc.

Person 1: "oh shit! all my favorite condo games on roblox are gone! It's all Content Deleted!"

Person 2: "good, gotta stay off of those porn games man."

by Neutral_02 April 4, 2023

Minecraft content creator

A wanna be Minecraft YouTuber who reads comments over stolen parkour Minecraft videos, particularly follows the wanna be YouTuber jellybean

Minecraft content creator, a person who makes Minecraft videos about reading comments with parkour videos

by Intelcomputer March 21, 2022

Contentment

Something no one will really ever truly achieve. No matter how much they hold it in their palms it will eventually slip through the cracks at the slightest feeling of uncertainty. While partial contentment can be sustained for a brief time frame, it is not an enduring sentiment.

John: I feel complete contentment with my life at the moment.

Jennifer: Really? I heard your ex is already dating....

John: I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

by cold_hard_facts April 19, 2010

pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009