Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018

constic

Constic is a very cool guy on tiktok who never misses, very swag and i would 100% seggs and I'm pretty sure anyone would.

Person 1: have you heard of constic?
Person 2: yes he's very seggsy

by Seggsyperson10010 February 28, 2021

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

Emotional Constipation

its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time

A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too

by sumn October 4, 2019

coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

by hoboc October 30, 2006

considerting

to consider deserting, as in the military, or any other organization.

dude 1: you were in the musical oklahoma?
dude 2: well i was considerting, but i realized that the lead too amazing.
dude 3, the aforementioned amazing one: i can't lasso things... and i have no friends :( i'm beginning to considert.

by jamie17 December 12, 2008