The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.

Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.

by nicmac October 8, 2008

Bag Of Complaints

Someone who is just yeah a full on bag of complaints like yeah hes a pure frozen pea like full on

John - "u mouldy cunt you're a bag of complaints u are tick boy"
Fella - "Shut ur face dopey"

by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020

Bitches be complaining

When the bitches are getting on your nerves because of all the disturbing noise she "Thy Bitch" are making, and you feel blood streaming to your fists.

Oh my lord Jesus, Bitches be complaining.

Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.

by Staten2 March 14, 2022

The 4th complaint

I WONDER WHAT THAT IS! WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE! WHAT A MYSTERY!

Hym "Hahahahahahahaha! What's the 4th complaint Jordan? What's that 4th complaint? Wonder who that could be? What a mystery! Hahahaha! Honestly. I wasn't even trying to do that but I'm glad that 'God' is punishing you for not doing what I told you to do. This is great!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

The right to complain

Christopher Hitchens warned not to let people take away your right to complain. When he said it he was talking about Islam specifically but I think it speaks to a broader point about what's happening in society today.

Hym "No. Don't fuckin listen to Matt. He knows and has conceded entirely that he is not fit to be a mustache-man. He lives a life of shame as a disgusting smooth-face and should be treated with nothing but contempt and derision. The right to complain, however, IS fit to be a mustache-man. It is our fundamental right. The CARDINAL right from which all other rights are derived. The conservatives are trying to take that away from you (not in a legislative capacity but a social capacity) with their 'Stop complaining and get back to work, slaves' rhetoric and the Liberals are trying to take that right away ( again, not in a legislative capacity but in a social capacity) with their 'Anti-aggrievement' rhetoric that presupposes the grievances of the under-class that you are allowed not to give a shit about are illegitimate. Reject this blatant and repugnant attack on our rights! I am aggrieved! I have a right to BE aggrieved! And my rights will not be denied!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Gentleman’s Noise Complaint

A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.

Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.

by NewJerseyCreamSquealer October 29, 2025

Police services complaint

There are two ways to make a police services complaint in Ontario.

OPIRD is next to useless for complaints about police misconduct and police services trafficking.

Police Services Act establishes the OIPRD’s authority to receive, manage and oversee public complaints about the police in Ontario.

The second is slightly better, the RCMP online reporting, name, badge number, misconduct, racketeering and fraud rcmpreportcyberandfraud.canada.ca

Reporting a scam or computer crime online helps the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the National Cybercrime Coordination Centre (NC3) and the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre (CAFC) learn more about the nature of these incidents.

You can report quickly and even anonymously if you wish to share helpful information without being identified.

To make a police services complaint, report police raketeering to the RCMP online.

by Modern Women January 5, 2026