Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

Moorestown Theater Company

A theater company in the town of moorestown. Met friends lowkey thriving. 3 stars

What’s the best theater company in the world?

Moorestown Theater Company!

by mtclover2003 July 2, 2022

farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.

egg dude: "what company do you work for?"
toilets: "I work for farty Motor Company"

by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022

Compass

Means everything is going in the right direction in your life.

Compass! Seems like the removal of your wisdom teeth has not left you with any defects, things are working out as you expected.

by HHAB May 11, 2013

Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company

The Best Volunteer Fire Company that has ever existed. With the best firefighters. Kingsville Volunteers really know how to have a good party and can bring in the ladies

OMG! That guys from Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company is really cute and showed me a real good time.

by .Mr. Anon. August 12, 2009

compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

companion cube

The eminent center would like to remind you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you and cannot speak. If you do hear the companion cube speak, ignore what it says as it would sooner destroy itself than be a burden to you.

I fucker the companion cube in the ass

by The Hater of haters December 4, 2014