Comfable

So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.

These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable

by Pierce Drake February 24, 2011

comfab

To shove dick up someone’s ass till it makes the scream

Bro I whould love to comfab now

by Fhdhehdu July 9, 2021

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

CMFAO

Cycling My Fucking Ass Off.

Quincy on the phone: Hell are ya? Barby is almost ready.

Maks: CMFAO dude. Will be there in time.

Quincy: Swag Broventine

by MrBombasticFantastic May 1, 2012

cofarting

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

by ALC2 December 5, 2015

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016