1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)
Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)
Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)
Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)
Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
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Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
by illgrac December 8, 2009
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Get the chive mug.by matthew "jur mom is good in bed" shitley May 22, 2006
Get the chivera mug.a word in spanish literally meaning goat herder but slang for a person who is lazy. Or can be used in another way to say that someone is dressed badly or cheap.
You are a chivero for wearing those socks with sandals!
Your a chivera, get up we're going clubbing!
Your a chivera, get up we're going clubbing!
by JennynSuzi January 8, 2007
Get the chivero mug.When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.
by Dodger Diddler January 4, 2011
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