The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.

We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.

by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.

That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.

by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020

Cincinnati Slapper

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night”

by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022

Cincinnati Mudslide

An abhorrently damp casserole dish of ravioli, topped with a family size container of sauce, a log of mozzarella, and a puddle of “juice”.

“There is absolutely no chance that the ravioli will be too wet”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated before creating the Cincinnati Mudslide.

by Janzlife February 23, 2025

Cincinnati slider

A man puts a pizza over his penis as a woman jumps and lands on top of it

Guy: dude me and my girl did a Cincinnati slider last night
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?

by Swagger boost October 17, 2017

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023