Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: ugh do we really have to?

by User010 September 18, 2020

Y Chrome

A disease affecting the male of the species. Symptoms include single-mindedness, an obsession with sexual encounters, an inability to multitask, poor choice of response, lack of thoughtfulness of consequences, and inconsiderate behavior towards others. Most commonly misdiagnosed as "foot-in-mouth" disease.

A: "He said that my ass looked fat in the new jeans I bought!"

B: "Well, either he wasn't thinking, or he was incapable of reframing the sentence to blame it on the jeans instead of your ass. Either way, he's suffering from Y Chrome."

by Minionite July 29, 2014

Y Chromosome

Evolution's greatest mistake.

That Y chromosome over there has been raping and destroying the Earth for thousands of years.

by Merriam-Webster Unabridged August 12, 2018

Polish Chrome

Polish chrome is Duct tape

Tomas put polish chrome racing stripes on his VW

by -Orange- May 9, 2006

Google Chrome

Google Chrome is a new browser from Google, that supports a single / multi process for tabs.

Jim: The only creation Google needs to do to take over Microsoft is to create an OS. Just because of Google's logo being slapped onto the OS, It will be come incredibility popular, just like Google Chrome has been.

Bob: Yeah, but anyone can take over Microsoft. Microsoft's products are terrible.

by TimmyTim123 October 23, 2008

chrome domed cunt

best insult i ever heard for a balding bastard. can be used in conjunction with verbs such as useless streak of belsen piss or mother fucking sack of shit.

who the fuck asked you ya chrome domed cunt?

by julian keen July 4, 2006

Chromatose

Getting so high on chronic (aka reefer) that you are unarousable aka chronic coma.

Hey man, who wants to get chromatose?

by balzanavitch'sbitches December 13, 2016