chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances

Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown

by Captain Fox October 10, 2011

Chodebeat

Beating your chode. Also, it rhymes with Yobeat...

Did you check out those rejected edits on Chodebeat the other day? The Lick the Cat crew were spot on!

by Jerm's Mom December 31, 2012

chodebrow

a distorted eyebrow that is unusually small. preferably on the left side of the face

person 1: what's with that kids face
person 2: oh that's Henry Wool
person 1: what happened to his face tho
person 2: oh he has a chodebrow

by Tent 6 September 15, 2016

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.

Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.

by Weezy76 October 5, 2017

Chode fight arena

The chode fight arena takes place in the Kia at easyms house all the massive chodes from all over the world come to the Kia to battle it out there can only be one champion and the champion is robichode he always wins by using his girthy chode and big cheeks easym always comes second

Let all the chodes gather at the chode fight arena

by Da mandem November 26, 2019

chode

A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.

A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"

by deltah404 October 16, 2021