Choke

- What happens to the Washington Capitals everytime they make the playoffs.

I can't believe the Washington Capitals choked again, it happens every year!

by forever a leafs fan July 9, 2011

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

choke

Something the Mets do on a regular basis.

Guy 1- I think the Mets will beat the Phillies

Guy 2- No, they'll just choke like they always do

by xprincessax214 January 14, 2009

Chocking

When you start choking on someone's cock

I was deepthroating him so hard I started chocking

by KatieLouisaa March 5, 2013

chocko

a person that has recently come off a boat; an ethnic person, particularly of mediterranean or middle eastern descent

lost guy: what nationality are you?
chocko: mate, i'm a chocko, and what are you gonna do about it, stooge!?

by bugs runny May 10, 2003