Choadler

1) Derogatory term for a homosexual. 2) Insult meaning that the recipient performs fellatio for pleasure.

I can't stand Bob! He's a fucking choadler!

by FlatPatty September 19, 2009

Choad

A small/fat publess penis

Will:Look George is peeing in the corner again

Jamie:Thats because he doesnt want us to see his fat choad

by William Middleton April 30, 2005

choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.

yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.

by count snatchula March 20, 2009

choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

Loomis Chaffee

A Once Prominent and dignified educational institution located in the cozy boroughs of Windsor, Connecticut, home to brilliant scholars and intellectuals. Unfortunately, as of late, the quality of this school has been run aground onto the metaphorical island of shit. The school now sports a wonderfully heinous student population with such laudatory people such as hard drug dealers (i.e. ecstasy, cocaine, etc.), rapists, and as many stoned out of their mind teenagers as you could ever want. In addition, academics has gone down the drain, sporting the fact that nearly 25% of graduates have been "held back" an extra year. Also The athletics are quite poor as the once frivolous lacrosse program has declined into a recent 2-12 season pit.

All in all, It costs a hell of a lot of money ($53,000/ year aprox.) just to get rid of your brat kid 4 years early.

Alex: Ever thought about going to that there Loomis Chaffee school?

Seth: Nah I don't want to fuck my life up.

Alex: touche'.

by steppymat8 February 19, 2014

choad

Basically, any excess skin on the head of a penis or in the scrotum to anus area. On the female, her vuluptous vulva and her taint region

jesse pulled back his choad to remove the lint from the head of his penis or his scrotum to anus region.

by jgiddy99 December 27, 2006

Cut to the Chaff

Chaff is the core of the wheat from which comes grain.Cut to the chaff means to cut to the essence, the meaning, the essential of what you are trying to say.
Pre 60s....precusor of "cut to the chase"

"Blah, blah, blah"
"Cut to the chaff!"
"Just listen and you'll hear!"

by Elaine Pedigo April 26, 2006