Definitions by FlatPatty

Crotchturd 

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

Crotchturd by flatpatty September 26, 2009

Choadler 

1) Derogatory term for a homosexual. 2) Insult meaning that the recipient performs fellatio for pleasure.

I can't stand Bob! He's a fucking choadler!

Choadler by FlatPatty September 19, 2009