channelyzer

Hand held remote control for your TV viewing pleasure

Where have you hidden the channelyzer? You had it last. I bet it's behind the settee cushions

by Julie Devine September 13, 2007

channel fishing

The act of searching favorite stations for something good on TV. Differs from channel surfing in that the numbers are entered in directly to the remote, not arrived upon by repeated clicking of the + or - arrow.

After channel fishing his hot spots for 35 minutes, Chris finally gave up, and went to bed.

by Rob Lemke May 29, 2008

channel turner

A small indie girl from London with brown hair that consistently makes straight boys turn gay just by them looking at her.

Some girls are such channel turners

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

Channel rockers

IndirectSales Revenue seekers, experts in building relationships and thinking 10x business growth

Channel rockers lead the gtm strategy for key markets

by Channelrker December 14, 2016

Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017

Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

by Trollalalala April 22, 2018

Chanceless

Having absolutely no chance.

Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.

Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."

by Snaplatts September 20, 2018