CRAIDS

CRAIDS is a hilarious disease in which the patient in question has somehow sexually contracted both Crohn's Disease AND AIDS.

Some people believe CRAIDS is the worst disease ever, as not only is a CRAIDS patient unable to enjoy red meat without bloody, watery diarrhea, but also can't have sex with anyone ever again aside from other CRAIDS patients. There is only one known case of CRAIDS in the world.

Others believe CRAIDS to be the best disease because it is easily made fun of. Crohn's Disease is humorous because it involves massive shits and is not fatal. AIDS is laugh-eliciting due to it's prevalence among the gays, and because it is an '80s disease. Therefore, CRAIDS is fast becoming a wide topic of ridicule among late night talk show hosts.

Pat: NLLLEEEhhhh, I just accidentally ate a burger and a bunch of white blood cells came out in my shit! Must be my CRAIDS actin up, dude! YOOOOOOOOOO DUDE

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 9, 2010

Chaise

The most horrible guy you’ll ever meet. A Chaise is a guy you do not want to cross. Rude, backstabbing, toxic, and fake. Nobody likes a Chaise. He’s short and fat, and looks like Thomas the tank engine. We hate Chaise’s!

Chaise? He’s horrible! Let’s rip his eyes out with a spork and hit him over the head with a chair!

by S0ftgl0ss May 11, 2019

craids

the rare disease where you have the std crabs and they have AIDS( you can have AIDS and crabs but not have craids, the crabs have to have AIDS) disease discvered by bryce hill

"dude my crabs are all dying cuz they have AIDS"
" haha looks like you have craids!!!"

by CRAIDman December 25, 2009

craids

When someone wears their hair in crimped braids, looking like their 12

Ralph: Ayo Mayne did you see her craids?
Trey: Yeah they was nappy as hellz, yeh

by Poseidon6969 June 17, 2009

chainslacker

a bmx rider. simple enough

woodpusher: yo, fruitbooter, check out that wack chainslacker that's all taken his own session cuz the park doesn't get enough of them but still gives a crap about them.
fruitbooter: true dat.

by herecy3000 March 26, 2004

chaidka

3 or 4 parts liquid chai (preferably Oregon Chai or Tazo), 1 part vodka (preferably Smirnoff). Yummy.

Man, I want a chai, but i wanna get wasted! make me a chaidka! BETCH!

by calfrtitz February 13, 2007

Chainsaw

1. Nickname used to describe Zachariah.

2. Often found with his shirt off, Chainsaw loves to have his chest rubbed.

3. Everyone scream in jubilee for Chainsaw!!!

Chainsaw is awesome!!!
(or)
I would love if Chainsaw would hang out with me tonight...
(or)
Chainsaw is sexy!
(or)
I would love to bury my face in Chainsaw's hairy chest!!!!

by zachzachzachzach October 30, 2007