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The most horrible guy you’ll ever meet. A Chaise is a guy you do not want to cross. Rude, backstabbing, toxic, and fake. Nobody likes a Chaise. He’s short and fat, and looks like Thomas the tank engine. We hate Chaise’s!
Chaise? He’s horrible! Let’s rip his eyes out with a spork and hit him over the head with a chair!
by S0ftgl0ss May 11, 2019
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