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Chasing Pavements

When a fat guy eats your ass out during gay sex. It's called chasing pavements.
Vitale loved chasing pavements with his homo flamer boyfriend Mike. He especially liked the leftover crud. He was a sick ass mofo.
by fuglyfog October 29, 2008
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chaving

(chey-ving) the act of inspiring tension as you approach someone

See also chavious; chave
Chad chavings are so much worse than Taylor chavings.
by wangdahai December 5, 2016
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Chasing the rabbit

Term used by retarded supermarket workers when going out chasing skirt at the weekends.
by Rabbit Protection League April 11, 2011
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charging the smurfy president

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.
by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009
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Choging

The act of "choking the chode" a.k.a giving someone with a chode a handjob.
Guy 1: Dude! I just walked in on Kallie choging Christian!
Guy 2: Fucking grossss dude, I didn't know Christian had a chode. I guess Kallie will handle anyone.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude, I bet that's not the first guy she's choged.
by M-Mastaz3000 October 28, 2009
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charing

a Filipino expression or an excuse used when the person you're talking to doesn't appear to agree with any single thing you said
Husband: Honey, don't you think you need a vacation? because our ears need vacation from your constant yelling
Wife: seriously?
Husband: charing!
by Juanganda October 19, 2017
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Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.
*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.
by Jake-S. May 17, 2011
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