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Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.
Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?
Christian by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018
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One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.
Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.
Christian by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018
A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian
Christian by Swim bois May 30, 2018
Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.
That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.
christian by Wayne M. June 6, 2018
Wow that is such a Christian
Christian by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.
Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".
Christian by 700@201 October 10, 2018
He is a boy he has his struggles he is a strong independent kid faces all of his problems he is a Mexican young boy who somtimes he gets bullied because of his weight he could give to fucks about what people think he only cares about others who care for him the one thing he cant live without is his family because their his most praised pesition he care about his girlfriend he loves her to death and he will never stop loving her and the one person he wants to see is his mom he hasent seen her In 4 months he will always love his mom 4 ever
Christian loves the ppl he cares about Christian loves his girlfriend
Christian by Chris was taken October 21, 2018