Carpet clenchers

toes/feet/grippers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!

by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.

"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"

by Marypuss December 7, 2016

Carpet Bombing

When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white

"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"

by H. V. Stalinov June 15, 2023

Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019