carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink February 03, 2016
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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 07, 2018
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Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.
I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!
by UncleMikeOnWheels November 06, 2020
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carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 02, 2022
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Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 21, 2022
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Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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