Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
by itrainedlink February 03, 2016
by Brookeisdumb November 07, 2018
Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.
by UncleMikeOnWheels November 06, 2020
Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 02, 2022
Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 21, 2022
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
by aGamer... November 20, 2013