by EarlyToBed January 24, 2010
1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
by My yee 2 March 13, 2021
When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 07, 2020
Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force
Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives
Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well
Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives
Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well
Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
insert reverse card of the respective color
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
insert reverse card of the respective color
by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021
When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
by Cupcake_Dealer06 January 23, 2022