Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004

condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

by dabert July 18, 2007

time condom

A deadline which prevents an event or activity from spilling over into the time allotted for another.

This meeting needs a damn time condom.

by gotgenes January 25, 2008