Callum

ling ling who will litteraly take gorlock the destroyer to bed callum is that desperate. stay tf away from him if you wanna keep your v card. oh and your dick (he tends to rip them off) not to mention hisfantasies about having a threesome with Joe Biden and Kim Jong Un.

callum will slap yo cheeks boi better watch out

by MyTingBushyDownThere November 3, 2024

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 14, 2020

callum shannon

callum shannnon is when you strog your self voilently and scream ayy yooo while you do it

i callum shannon all over jack mathew

by hamish barren August 18, 2024

Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

Callum

The best boyfriend You could ever ask for! He is kind, cute, hot, caring, smart and so loveable!

“Who's that sexy fella, probably a Callum.” ,callum

by Bubble_butterfly February 19, 2022

callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'

Hey you look like a Callum holder

by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017

Callum

This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.

- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!

by FishnIverns March 1, 2018