callam thomas

The name Callam Thomas dates back to 18 bc to an ancient tribal god of creation/distraction a god of such power was said to have been banished from the known universe, due to his evil malevolence, the gods name was shortened by the ancient tribe but no known records show what tribe this ancient god was from

Wow hes such a callam Thomas he really can create something

Wow hes like a callam Thomas hes so evil

by Ancient.tribe January 1, 2024

callan mcauliffe

An actor from Sydney Australia who has starred in many famous films and TV shows, including Flipped, The Walking Dead, I Am Number Four, etc. He also wrote a fantastic book called The Hill Ghost. Definitely go read it.

He is also my celebrity crush 🤭

-Have you heard of Callan Mcauliffe??
-Of course I have, he is so cute and I have the biggest crush on him

by Just a lil dancer girl January 23, 2024

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Cacalaranjas

A strong episode of diarrhea.

Oh man, I was up all night with the cacalaranjas after my kid got sick from daycare.

by mjrtx77 June 26, 2024

calila

A girl who is only filled with love, she tries her hardest to hold a grudge but she just can’t because she sees the beauty in everything and everyone. She’s one of the most genuine people to ever exist and give straightforward advice and answers.

“Hey calila, how does this shirt look on me?”

“Omg you look so cute but i think if you want your hair up you are gonna feel uncomfortable with your shoulders out, you know how you get”
“Oh my, you’re right! thank you “

by meowzers December 13, 2024

Caladan

Caladan is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible.

Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Caladan

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man

by NOTKENNOX January 3, 2025

Callapse

Definition: Callapse (verb, noun)

The sudden relaxation of muscles and release of tension after ending a video call or turning off the camera during a call.

Verb: "I callapsed onto my chair as soon as I turned the camera off"
Noun: "That callapse sigh was so satisfying."

by polynut January 24, 2025