Cranker Man

A Crank (Meth) Addict

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.

Cranker Man by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

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cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

cranking duel by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

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crankamuffin

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

crankamuffin by dup4 November 11, 2013