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cling fling

A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.
"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"
by bobbybo137 March 28, 2009
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Clit-flicker

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
by Rhio2k March 12, 2009
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Clit-Glitter

The beads of sweat that form on the clitoris.
She laid back in the bed spreading her majestic thighs exposing her her moist vagina glistening with Clit-Glitter
by Frisky puppet December 29, 2018
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Deep Clit

When someone (male or female) who’s is being a top class bitch and has committed an unholy sin, their clit goes deeper into their vagina making it harder to find pleasure.
He’s been pretending that he know everything and thought he’s always right, guy must have a deep clit!!
by YaBoiGotGuns’n’bitches January 17, 2018
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tongue and clit

1. the act of touching ones tongue to another's clitoris
2. the act of eating out
3. when a lesbian licks another's vagina
Were you guys doing it tongue and clit?
by Cleet May 5, 2004
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Clit Spit

-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.
Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009
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clink

he spent the last few months in the clink
by thingfish August 4, 2003
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