cartoonishly evil

An act that is so immoral, unethical, mean-spirited, spiteful, petty, low blow, etc. that it seems more comparable to the classically over-the-top schemes of a cheesy villain in a children's cartoon than the actions of a real live person.

"Did you hear about those activists who beat up a homeless man and stole his puppy?"
"Wow, that is cartoonishly evil."

by sieya7 December 11, 2017

Cartier Piss

That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss”

I just smoked Cartier Piss.

by TonyTony1 July 4, 2021

Ivy Blue Carter

The name of Jay-Z and Beyonce's new daughter.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have decided to name their first daughter, Ivy Blue Carter.

by PhreshPhillies January 9, 2012

Cartinese

The ancient divine language popularized and named after rapper Playboi Carti. Usually characterized by a squeaky baby voice and slurring of words. +**+*-×>🦋
#WLR

Me: Yo did you hear that new Carti joint?
Friend: Yeah bro, mans was speakin Cartinese.

by uuuuuzi May 7, 2020

Peggy Carter

A badass British queen most known for her affiliation with Captain America. She knows her value and isn't afraid to tell a man what she's really thinking. Peggy definitely slays everyone with her presence and most certainly did not deserve her show to be cancelled after only two seasons. Even if some won't say it, everyone is in love with her.

Tom: "Damn, did you see how that girl just knocked out that guy with her bare hand?"
Richard: "Yeah, what a Peggy Carter! I wonder what he said. Let's scram."

by Just Some Fangirl January 29, 2018

Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman, who generally goes by "Cartman," is one of the four central characters in the hit animated series South Park. He is 10 years old and is in fourth grade. Uncapped, Cartman has brownish hair that is combed over. He is overweight and has a double chin. He possesses many bad qualities in a person. Cartman is bigoted, anti-Semetic, racist, uncaring, lazy, and mean, thus making him a popular character in the series. His mother Lianne spoils him simply because he whines to get whatever he wants. In many episodes it indicates his ability to easily manipulate people. Cartman hates hippies, kyle, san fransisco, other jewish people, poor people, stan, and kenny. It is also hinted in an episode that cartman can't leave things unfinished as he has to finish singing the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx at an alarmingly fast rate. Throughout the series he has become more intelligent and mature. Trey Parker, co-creater of the series, does his voice. Cartman is my favorite character.

"Screw you guys, im goin home"
"whatever I"ll do whatever i want"
"kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Kyle:"Cartman! You fucking fat ass"
"No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."

by Ricky E August 17, 2006

Cartman moment

South Park's Eric Cartman expresses frustration by yelling either of these two interjections: "GAHDAMMIT!" and "sonofaBITCH!" When something of great annoyance happens to ME, I scream one of these things in my head (or out loud), thereby having a "Cartman moment".

Upon discovering bird crap on his car's windshield and hood, Johnny muttered "sonofaBITCH!" with Cartmanesque inflection.

This is an example of a "Cartman moment".

by harry blotter August 23, 2009