Camp Kid

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."

guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"

by The Camper March 6, 2010

Campings Off

The cuntish out right refusal to do something....I mean anything, for less than valuable reasons....hense, cuntish.

Even though the plans had been made for weeks, Billy instead that campings off because she was having a bad week.

by schmidtl88 October 12, 2014

Camp snatch

The aroma that a woman's nether regions emits when she's been camping in the woods for several days without bathing.

Did you get a whiff of Jane's camp snatch?

by sgip2000 November 5, 2014

Catholic Camp

When one's friend goes away for a weekend and leaves you stranded with no hope drinking your sorrows away as s/he learns about God.

Oh gosh john went to catholic camp and I have no one to chill with.

by USS PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014

Chill Camping

Participating in the activity of "camping" when the outside temperature is anything but ideal. Chill Camping usually occurs in areas that experience short summers so outdoorsmen and women are forced to "camp" when the temperature regularly falls below freezing, snow is usually accompanied by this activity, as well as the saying, "the colder it is outside, the bigger the fire".

I had the weekend off so Trinity, Sydney and I went to the lake and did some Chill Camping..... I know it's December in North Dakota, but we had a blast, there was snow on the ground, so we just had a bigger fire!

by bonzo348 December 14, 2014

camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

by goldbricker July 23, 2015

camp mataponi

A place where people are happy all the time. You walk in with a smile on your face and leave with the saddest goodbyes at 4am when the FL bus leaves. You end up creating these bonds of a lifetime with the most incredible girls you will ever meet. The food is incredible everyday. It's a place where the girls skip ropes to sit at the rondi’s and face the lake talking about everything and anything. The 7 year olds get jappier and jappier every summer and have 600 dollar shoes for there play dates with the boys and the seniors think it’s ok to cut everyone in lines. Camp Mataponi is the best place by far and summers without it would never be the same.

“hey do you go to camp mataponi??”

“Of course who doesn’t!!”

by camp mataponi November 22, 2018