Calamansi cupcake

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

it's your call

it's your decision

Nobody can make this decision for you - it's your call.
It's your call, just say what you want.

by DianneX August 13, 2013

it's not my call

It's not my decision, most of the time people use it in a place of long explanation on why they cannot do or decide certain things.

Son: Mother, may i go to a football game.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.

Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.

by Redmen1 November 4, 2013

Calm your tits

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

by Quinelle April 7, 2014

call for the curve

To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.

Oh my, I'll be unavailable for the next 15 minutes, I have to call for the curve.

by Kerblotto July 27, 2009

CalamityPrison

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.

A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.

by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018