craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.

Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

Crap on a stick

1) A phrase used to show dislike and hate for something.

2) A delicious treat.

1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!

2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.

by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

crapulation

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

crap nuggets

low grade marijuana

I never attempt to buy crap nuggets!

by John Port September 12, 2003

crappenfest

Suburban ritual of collecting treasures from 'hard rubbish' piles left out the frount of houses for council collection

Dust down the trailer, Its time we got a new sofa, its crappenfest time !

by Nick05 January 6, 2005

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

by Ug Lee July 30, 2008