hardcore boner

A boner that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it

Hey man I had a hardcore boner in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.

by Chelsea FC Rox September 25, 2006

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 1, 2005

Boner

When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse

Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2020

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

Boner Lean

When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.

Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

Gun Boner

The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.

I gust got to shoot with an IMI Desert Eagle .50 AE, I am sporting a powerful gun boner.

by IMIDesertEagle December 16, 2010

R.I.P. my boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

by SmooveD March 13, 2011