on the button

On the dot; Exactly; Precisely

Person A: I think it's 6:45.
Person B looks at watch.
Person B: You're right on the button!

by swey May 26, 2006

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

Buttons

An old reference to a relatively small gathering of people, mostly friends, where about two-thirds of everyone's drinks are spiked with LSD, and the lucky individuals of the party trip out while the people who have no LSD in their drinks are responible for babysitting the trippers.

Buttons has also become a slang term for mescaline, peyote, or psilocybin mushroom caps.

PERSON 1 - "John's party last night turned into another game of buttons."

PERSON 2 - "Shit dude, were you trippin' face?"

PERSON 1 - "Na bro, I had to babysit Greg who kept telling me that he was trapped in a glass of water..."

by M0T321 October 10, 2007

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

Josh Burson

See Chuck Norris

Did you see Josh Burson climb that tree!

by Night Cruiser June 16, 2010

Snooze Button Rage

The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.

Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.

by Amanda Lee Smoth July 20, 2012