Bollocks

1. Male gonads
2. Utter rubbish. Bullshit,

Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.

by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003

boll weevil

The nickname of a Democratic senetor from Texas.

The Republicans are better than the Boll Weevils.

by Pat Lapiene September 29, 2003

Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 August 24, 2005

Bollinger

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain

The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.

by Ahmin October 28, 2007

bollingbrook

1) city on the northern outskirts of downer's grove, which in turn is on the outskirts of park ridge (so to speak), which in turn is on the outskirts of chicago. so basically you're in the middle of no where, but you do have to be on your toes in case of a drive-by 'cause you got with your friend's ex and the whole school eventually found out.
2) cheap residents, you should live here if you plan on working at that McDonald's the rest of your life.

"My 17 year old cousin just had her 3rd kid in bollingbrook."

by Kenny K. January 1, 2006

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003