Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon

F-boy.

Brandon is a f boy

by ñañaññqñqñqljejr October 17, 2019

Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA

Brandon is a fuck up

by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019