Toad Blanche

Nickname on Capital Hill for the machiavellian Acting Attorney General appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald Trump.

Toad Blanche is devoid of ethics, behaving more like an amphibian than a human being.

Toad Blanche by LaughingAloud April 3, 2026

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Doing a Bracher

To bet on a team you have no fucking clue about, inevitably losing all your money.

Doing a Bracher is Betting on the second half result of Vietnamese teams Binh Duon and Quang Nam.

Doing a Bracher by Charlliieee April 29, 2016

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Snuggles and brunched

When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.

“What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”

Snuggles and brunched by Little sweets July 20, 2018

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Cian soliday Blanche

He’s so dreamy and I can’t get over him. I can already see a future with us together. I have never felt this way with a person. He is the person that makes me the happiest that I have ever been

Cian soliday Blanche is so dreamy

Cian soliday Blanche by KATHRYN KEIL April 27, 2022