Balloon

Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics

by Lehem October 18, 2003

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008

bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina

Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then

by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011

Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

Balloon Ride

To have sex while wearing a condom.

I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..

by Big D94 February 16, 2009

cartoon balloon

A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.

Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!

Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!

Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!

Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection

Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead

by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011