hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off

i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

Golden Butthole

When someone's farts never smell

Your farts don't smell? You must have the Golden Butthole

by Golden pair September 30, 2016

butthole pants

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Pants that are abnormally tight, and can usually be found on someone like Dan Dan, or Joe Jonas.

P: Why would you wear butthole pants that tight?
D: Because I take it up the ass and my chest is weird.

by sssevered January 4, 2010

Butthole in the sand

It is an butthole in the sand.

1. Dude, have you heard of the butthole in the sand.
2. Nope

by DenBlekaKnarkHoran October 10, 2013

butthole licker

The name you give to a girl who you don't really know but you know she licks ass. Her name, unfortunately, becomes butthole licker.

Q "Hey who just walked into the party?"

A "It looks like Jill, Mary and butthole licker."

by Janice Peterson January 7, 2008

butthole 69

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003