Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

by Shuaman February 1, 2021

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

Bazinger

The hit rap group "Bazinger".

Joe: What is your favourite song?
Joe Mama: J by Bazinger

by Nerald June 14, 2022

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009