Badger 

a blonde bitch cunt who has a pancake for a face
she is generally very annoying.
she likes to scissor girls named katie because she is a lesbian badger
at lunch... she should burry a hole under the table to eat her fizzy tabs
baders suck

errr badger
ahhh i just wanna shoot a badger

Badger by BadgerHunter08 June 17, 2008

Honey Badger 

A man who still has the drive to hunt but to fat to take down the prey.

A man who still wants to use his game to get dates with women but to fat and lazy to make his objective. Honey badger

Honey Badger by Leeroy Gibbs July 20, 2017

Badger Burger 

What you have for lunch after you've just run over a badger.

or

Slang for a vagina

Driver: "Damn! That badger almost broke my wind screen!"

Passenger: "Don't worry, the burgers will be fucking tasty"

or

"Man, i got me some badger burger last night!"

Badger Burger by qscefb April 30, 2011

Cardboard Badger 

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

Cardboard Badger by Bruce September 14, 2003

badger 

an annoying creature that destroys your prized lawn.

malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers

kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.

badger by billinom8s November 2, 2009

badger milk 

you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal

and 2 grams of olive oil

badger milk by phiork macintork July 3, 2004

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

Midnight Badger by Izaq July 16, 2003