bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

Brown bat

a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat

Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything

by SwagPanda23 July 31, 2013

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank October 09, 2008

Bat-Lad

Bat-Lad is a fatter version of batman who is Australian and pour also lacks the skills of combat and is not a good detective

He is being a Bat-Lad

by eric noblesmen July 24, 2018

Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011

spin the bat

Smoking Meth

"Wanna spin the bat?"

by The Flats Taught Me May 05, 2021