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Angry Oyster

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.
I don't care...just don't keep the Angry Oyster waiting!
by Garuman the Repugnant July 4, 2011
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angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
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angry aaron

When you are just about to finish, you headbutt the girl then cum all over her face
by D-Boy Taylor January 21, 2009
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angry tits

That broad had some angry tits! The nipples were big enough to be their own breasts.
by Alfred April 18, 2005
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Angry Little Man Syndrome

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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Angry Dolphin

The aformentioned angry dolphin is not correct. The true angry dolphin involves normal sex, as in where the "hrum" is in the "vageen" (according to Borat), and the man proceeds to pull out and insert into the woman's ass. Angered, the woman responds with the yelling of "Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!!!!" This is basically the sound a dolphin makes. Assuming the chic isnt into anal, she will emit this sound with much anger, but you'll probably do it anyway....because deep down she really wants it.
The dude wss giving intense doggie, and then tried to finish in her ass. She responded with the angry dolphin, but he did it anyway....that bitch.
by Guy La Douche November 29, 2006
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angry white man music

Modern or classic rock music that falls into the genres of: heavy metal, grunge, indusrial, post-grunge, or punk rock.
I'm tired of listening to this love song garbage. Let's find a radio station with some angry white man music.
by Dan February 11, 2008
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