A-to-Z terms for assorted "stash of cash" type holdings, such as:
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
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banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on
Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:
nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience
nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience
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