Alcoblock

That exasperating moment that occurs when you're waiting at a bar, just about to be served, but another patron swoops in front of you at the last minute and orders first.

Bob: Yeah I'll have-
Patron: Double vodka and coke.
Barman: Coming right up.
John: Dude, you totally got Alcoblocked.

by teengrlsquad November 5, 2010

alcohol abyss

An abyss that pulls an individual with it's inertia into alcohol consumption.

I could not get over the alcohol abyss that I was pulled into.

by doodling July 23, 2011

alcohizzol

the slang for alcohol by japanese asians.

dat nigga tommy bought some alcohizzol called sake

by Mike jawness January 16, 2012

alcoholex

the index for measuring alcoholic content in the system of a person.

The driver’s alcoholex was too high and he was therefore had up.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012

alcoballz

The bravery you get to do something after you become intoxicated

John had always wanted to do a backflip, but he was always too scared. Until he got wasted and got alcoballz, then nailed the flip

by ndamukong July 24, 2012

Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.

Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.

by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014

Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.

I really need some alcohol.

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016