Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024

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active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008

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active RDS member

1. A pleasant fantasy.

2. MedNiteMoon

Pruper: "Look, an active RDS member!"
Specye: "You feeling alright? That hasn't happened in years."
Pruper: "I'm serious!"
Specye: "Did you forget to take your meds again, Pruper?"
Pruper: "Yes..."

by PruperIsVeryBased April 22, 2023

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Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)

by Flaring August 24, 2017

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Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places

there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2017

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