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An absolute fucking retard

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See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal
When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious
by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025
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absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.
by zuradon't May 20, 2025
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absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.
"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."
by sigmeow April 3, 2024
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Absolutely Heckin Yeeted

When something has been yeeted an absolutely heckin large distance
Damn, bro, that birb got absolutely heckin yeeted by that T-Rex.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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