absolte

An epic fail,simply said when something failed..in a really bad way..you say its absolte.so absolte=epic fail

Did you see that car flipping in the air?was absolte man!

by LoveCoffee June 24, 2016

Absolute unit

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019

absolute umit

Typically used as a cute way of describing round or chubby animals.

That bird is an absolute umit

by LLovoJJ October 7, 2019

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

by darth leia September 3, 2018

Absolute savage

A term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck. Usually done to attempt to relate to the younger generation, unsuccessfully.

Mark keeps calling himself an absolute savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.

by Notasavage July 19, 2017

absoludicridiculous

a combination of "absolutely," "ludicrous," and "ridiculous." something that is completely ridiculous in every sense of the word to the point of insanity.

did you see what he just did? that was so absoludicridiculous

by Margot May 28, 2004