abstracturdity 

Abstracturdities are abstract absurdities. Concepts that have little relation to reality, either in usage or in reasonable thought processes. Given a chance, they will render any conversation an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

"I would be obliged to tip my hat to him"
"Indeed. So would i"
"Which would be difficult, considering i dont wear hats"
"Er well then, bow"
"That just doesnt have the same... impetus.
*impetus*
Now thats a word.
I want a word like that for Christmas."
Boy, that sure was an abstracturdity. Who gets a word for Christmas? My conversation has been rendered an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

abstracturdity by PattyG May 30, 2006

Absterbate 

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

Absterbate by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

abstainal 

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

abstainal by tstack25 February 17, 2014

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)

I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.

Absofuckyesalutely by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

gamer absence by scuppers July 8, 2020

absorbent 

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

absorbent by SPerrin October 16, 2008

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolution by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009