i pay you zero point no attention

not paying that person any more attention;usually said after a stupid comment

ayana: tell me why i just got sent out of class!

liz: what did you do?

ayana: nigguh why you got to assume i did something.

liz: oh lord ok what happened ?

ayana: i spit at the teacher.

liz:i pay you zero point no attention right now.

by dayotemi June 9, 2011

Ascension Throat

Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.

Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription

by JTomtom January 27, 2011

Logical Ascension

The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.

How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.

by Mc Answers November 1, 2011

Attention Seeker

1. Someone who constantly posts the same immage with a small difference, which makes people not interested anymore. (WIP for example)

2. Someone who posts art and doesn't wait, but instantly tells people to check it out while they have a normal convo.

3. Someone who comments "👍" "ok", and for joke art sometimes "..." but expect them to get comments like "wow" "great" "that looks amazing"

(can also be someone not related to art)

Stevenson- "ayy look at this hot art"

*posts joke art*
Kat- "... wtf."

Kat- *posts 100 WIP'S*
Steven- "nice."
Kat- *10 seconds later, posts finished image*
Cole- "woooah amaazing"

*Cole with his friends far away from Kat*
"lmao such an attention seeker"

by -SecretSoul- August 10, 2018

got my attention

It means now you made me angry

When you drank my whiskey, then added water to the bottle in an attempt to cover it up, you got my attention

by Jimi keats July 6, 2017

Attentionsexual

A person, usually around the ages 13-18 who says that their queer to attract attention. They usually are straight, cis females who prefer they/them pronouns and claim to be non-binary. Most of the time they have short hair, dyed in bright, attention-seeking, colors and dress androgynously. Unlike genuine queer people they usually either introduce themselves with "hi, im a gay, little, transboy whats your name?" Or "omg did you really just ask me what gender i am? Hashtag triggered, im ranting about this on my tumblr!".

"omg did you hear about Sierra coming out as a lesbian yesterday? #Lgbt pride!"

"Lmao shes not actually a lesbian, shes just attentionsexual."

by no_offense_but_its_true June 12, 2018

MAS (Male Attention Seeker)

Male Attention Seeker (Noun) Someone who craves specifically male attention. This is usually due to daddy issues. People suffering from MASD (Male Attention Seeking Disorder) will often view their own personality and beliefs as transitory and insignificant as they traverse the world seeking validation.

"My friend Amy was a communist. Then she started talking to this dude from reddit, now all she says is that women should stay at home and cook. That girl's a major MAS (Male Attention Seeker).

by penisshakes March 18, 2021